Fucking with a some Jetlagggg

My lack of posting about this trip isn’t because I’ve been busy. It’s because the internet in China sucks and this shit takes forever. It’s cold as fuck I havent even put my bike together because I’m too much of a pussy to ride when its this cold. this is what I’ve been doing instead.

First off I dont care what the fuck you say, if your American and are in China you will end up eating at McDonalds. Unless you have someone showing you around who can order food for you your pretty much fucked. That was the case this morning so you have to stick to the places with pictures and English translations. Even if something looks good in a photo you dont know what the hell it actually is.

After that greased up my intestine I went for something else I never get at home…. Starbucks. It’s cold so hot chocolate was necessary.

Big Brother… straight 1984 in this country.

This smelled pretty good but I dont fuck with eggs.

Headed over to the Nike offices with Kane, this is the view of the city from one of the 3 floors Nike occupies.

Got some free Nike ID air max.

Went to the fabric market to source some materials for Animal FW11 clothing and got a custom tailored suit for $75. It’ll be  done the day before I leave.

After work it was time to party.

The bar I went to was on the second floor. This was on the first, I can only guess what goes on there but I am sure Pollio is somehow involved. Yes this is real.

This bar was crazy, we met up with some of Kane’s friend who had a table. It was all you could drink of some cocktail we had a personal attendant that filled your glass and he lit everyone’s cancer sticks for them. Oh they also had girls dancing on stage and non-stop projections of Justin Timberlake accompanied with the worst American pop music you could imagine. Here our personal attendant is taking a break to enjoy the evening entertainment.

On the way home we stopped for some street food. Seriously best noodles I’ve ever had.

The master at work.

Other than the bulls balls and sheep penis everything tasted delightful.

I’ll be home on 5 days with a fresh ass suit. Bupsy edit this however you must.