Random iPhone photos

We have been slacking with the posts since thanksgiving gave us that sweet 4 day weekend, but now it’s time to get back on track and post some random bullshit that few people will find funny/interesting.

This is Tom’s ancient PowerBook G4 which is currently in pieces on my coffee table. I was in the process of changing the hard drive (That big thing on the lower left corner) until I realized that the one I was going to replace it with is SATA and not PATA. How silly.

This is Guy doing an impression of Alexis. Alexis says he bought a house somewhere in Jersey but it looks to me like he just rolled out of his cardboard box.

Fireplaces are sweet. This is from my uncles house during a delicious Thanksgiving day dinner.

This is a giant Darth Vader Pez dispenser that can be found on Mary’s windowsill right next to some Jesus statues.

Tom loves this shit. It tastes like a Jolly Rancher on steroids… that will get you drunk.

This is the view a Third Ave from one of the offices at my job. I don’t even have a window in my cubicle.

This is Brother’s pizza after a nice shred session. Staten Island has got some good pizza.

This is Ivan’s license plate.

This is Kane, the Australian who slept on my couch. He woke up not knowing where he was due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was kicked out of the bar because the bouncer said he was smoking crack in the bathroom.

This is the bar we were kicked out of because of our Australian crack head friend. Delicious German beer coupled with some sausage and sauerkraut. I love this place.

Ed Pollio doesn’t drink so he only goes to bars where he can play vintage video games. Ed is really good at beer tapper.

DONT TOUCH MY JUNK. Stay classy CNN.

Ed doesn’t even call Gelly this much.

Typical day at work. Lunch at Benjamins. Fucking delicious.

Kinda hard to see but his dread locks are pretty much touching the floor. Spotted on the Staten Island Ferry.

Don’t ever let Vin Formisano give you a haircut.

This was obviously not taken on my iPhone but it is still funny. I tell Ed to stop posting political bullshit unless it’s BMX related, so this is for him.