The Ed Pollio Theme Song
Anyone who has ever drank a beer or smoked weed around Ed will know what this is about.
This is why Ed knows better.
Ohio Photos 2
Feeble to whip off the picnic table.
Alexis renamed Shane’s dog to Buffalo Wild Wings.
Birthday Boy.
Packed out van going street riding in Cleveland.
Grim with a big ledge manual.
Alex got nasty off this big ass ledge, you’ll see it in an edit later.
Ed’s new bike.
Bumblefuck.
Alex kissing his Girl friend.
Nature hike.
Breakfast of champions.
Snoops magoops.
Random iPhone Photos
Here are some random photos taken with my beloved iPhone 4.
Gizmo straight chillen on my couch. He is living the life.
This is a wall of garbage from after the snow storm.
Ed Pollio relaxing on Woodward’s cloud 9 spine mini after a long day of shredding.
I didn’t get this dude’s name but he was working at Woodward. Here he is risking life and limb for the entertainment of others.
I told Spam to look sophisticated. Maybe if he would buy a GHB Hoodie he would have pulled it off a little better.
Here’s a photo of the crew hanging out a the lovely Woodward lodge enjoying some fine PA pizza.
This is Ed and Shane thinking of the best way to get kicked out of this crowded ass bar. Shane ended up with the the foolproof plan of smacking one of the blown up photos multiple times which resulted in him being kicked out faster than I’ve ever seen at any bar.
Like I said, this place was crowded as shit.
Get it together in Brooklyn.
I made these turkey meatballs over spaghetti while Mary was out of town. It was delicious.
This is Alex at Shields skatepark looking like an asshole.
This is from the imported footage of all those old tapes. That is Alexis shaving his eyebrows off for some small sum of money.
This is a photo of a baby taking a photo. The baby in the picture is Guy’s and he goes by the name of Van.
Gold mine
Last week Tom was nice enough to go through his attic and hand over to me a shoebox full of old GHB tapes. These 33 tapes were recorded from about 2001-2004 and are a gold mine of old shit. Over 24 hours of lost footage from South Beach, road trips and everyone who is considered “old” now.
Highlights include:
- South Beach ramps during each phase: new, damaged, burnt and on the verge of total collapse.
- Alexis eating a bunch of shit.
- Alexis breaking his tooth at East Coast Terminal.
- Alexis searching for his broken tooth at East Coast Terminal while every continues to ride.
- Tom’s broken teeth.
- The JCC pool being drained and shredded.
- Ed Pollio breaking the law on several occasions
- Drunken Guy Verdarosa and his cactus.
- Canada road trip featuring a naked Sebass.
- The aftermath of Rob Darden being punched through a window in Ed’s van.
- An Ed Pollio edit.
- Various run ins with the law.
- and much much more…
Once I find a reliable way to get all of the footage off I’ll be posting bits and pieces onto the site, but I think the ultimate plan is to save the bulk of it for the GHB 2004 video that never was and possibly including it in the full length video that will be coming in the near future.
Alexis after breaking his face at East Coast Terminal
Alexis getting ass raped. And yes he told the cop that he was ass raping him.
Here’s the intro done by Tom to the video that never was.
Random iPhone photos
We have been slacking with the posts since thanksgiving gave us that sweet 4 day weekend, but now it’s time to get back on track and post some random bullshit that few people will find funny/interesting.
This is Tom’s ancient PowerBook G4 which is currently in pieces on my coffee table. I was in the process of changing the hard drive (That big thing on the lower left corner) until I realized that the one I was going to replace it with is SATA and not PATA. How silly.
This is Guy doing an impression of Alexis. Alexis says he bought a house somewhere in Jersey but it looks to me like he just rolled out of his cardboard box.
Fireplaces are sweet. This is from my uncles house during a delicious Thanksgiving day dinner.
This is a giant Darth Vader Pez dispenser that can be found on Mary’s windowsill right next to some Jesus statues.
Tom loves this shit. It tastes like a Jolly Rancher on steroids… that will get you drunk.
This is the view a Third Ave from one of the offices at my job. I don’t even have a window in my cubicle.
This is Brother’s pizza after a nice shred session. Staten Island has got some good pizza.
This is Ivan’s license plate.
This is Kane, the Australian who slept on my couch. He woke up not knowing where he was due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was kicked out of the bar because the bouncer said he was smoking crack in the bathroom.
This is the bar we were kicked out of because of our Australian crack head friend. Delicious German beer coupled with some sausage and sauerkraut. I love this place.
Ed Pollio doesn’t drink so he only goes to bars where he can play vintage video games. Ed is really good at beer tapper.
DONT TOUCH MY JUNK. Stay classy CNN.
Ed doesn’t even call Gelly this much.
Typical day at work. Lunch at Benjamins. Fucking delicious.
Kinda hard to see but his dread locks are pretty much touching the floor. Spotted on the Staten Island Ferry.
Don’t ever let Vin Formisano give you a haircut.
This was obviously not taken on my iPhone but it is still funny. I tell Ed to stop posting political bullshit unless it’s BMX related, so this is for him.
Things you can do with $40
Thirty dollars for fifteen minutes, now that's a good deal
So yesterday I donated some money to help with what’s going on in Haiti. It wasn’t much, but it’s what I had. So instead of getting a 30 for 15, and then using the other ten for condoms, a forty ounce and dutches. I donated it, in Haiti with ten dollars you’re practically a thousandaire. So I’ve made a list of a few things that I could have wasted forty dollars on.
PostSecret
This project, http://postsecret.blogspot.com/, has been going on for a few years now. I totally forgot about it until someone told me they had a website. Some of it’s funny, some is sad some is in the middle. It’s a great site, which I know some people could benefit from.
Alexis Shiteater Herrera
Because Alexis has been slacking with his posts I’ve decided to put this little edit together. Enjoy.
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