China Trip 2011 – Post #1

Posted by on Jul 26, 2011 in Featured, Photos | 1 comment

Earlier this month Tom, Sebass, Drew, Gary, Guy and I headed out to Shanghai to find ourselves some non english speaking wives meet up with Kane to experience China and live like fucking millionaires. On our trip we ate some weird foods and rode some sweet shit. This is the first of 2 or 3 posts I’ll be doing… check out the photos below.

Tom all hopped up on Ambien

 

This is a picture of Tom on the flight to Tokyo. As you can clearly see he is way fucked up on Ambien. After this photo he proceeded to take a picture of Guy and show him that he had four eyes. I guess he needs to get that Drug Free tattoo removed now.

 

Ambien will fuck you up

 

Ed Pollio’s list of poisons just grew by one. Ambien = Poison.

 

 

Street meat

 

After roughly 24 hours of flight we met up with Kane and got some street meat. I wonder what this dude is cooking?

 

Lamb penis

 

Damn thats one big noodle… oh wait that’s an entire lamb penis.

 

This is where you poop

We had to shit real bad after eating all that lamb penis. Squatting and shitting all over the floor really isn’t that bad, it’s actually a lot easier to get it out. It’s just gross when you’re sitting there with a pile of steamy shit sitting under you, thus resulting in many of my poops ending prematurely.
You don’t really realize how disgusting your shit is when its submerged in water. Shitting on the floor has given me a new respect for my bowel movements. This is Sebass’ gem right here.
Average Shanghai side steet
This is the side street thats off the main road that we were staying on. It was a pretty crazy sight especially when you realize that these are homes/businesses.
$1 hair cut
Here is one such home/store front. Guy got a sweet mullet haircut here while the rest of this ladies family chilled out on the couch. Check out the dude on the left doing some matrix type shit. This haircut cost $1. Right across the street was a dentist.
Shanghai boob scratch
The elusive Chinese boobie scratch.
This guy is living the dream
People don’t give a fuck in Shanghai, as is evident by this photo of this dude sweeping the sidewalk/street in his boxers. I say sidewalk/street because the people driving don’t give even more fucks. You can expect at any moment, no matter where you are standing, for a moped to come up flying behind you beeping like crazy.
Sitting side saddle on a moped while holding a baby and talking on the cell phone.

 

 

I told you they don’t give a fuck. This lady is riding side saddle on a moped while talking on the cell phone and holding some bags… oh and she’s holding a baby. This wasn’t even the craziest thing I saw. Entire families on mopeds, people hauling piles of gas canisters on mopeds, even little boys peeing off of moving mopeds. You can also kind of tell from the photo that any kind of street rules don’t apply to mopeds. These people will be driving on the sidewalk, going the wrong way down busy ass streets, driving in the crosswalk, weaving in and out of traffic and blowing lights left and right. In fact I don’t think I ever saw one moped stop at a red light.

CNBMX youth hostel

 

Big thanks to Kane at CNBMX.com for hooking us up with a place to stay. Kane runs this hostel and has had some big names in BMX come through.

 

catfish was here

People like Catfish, Adam22, Dennis Enarson and Rob Wise have had the pleasure of staying with Kane just to name a few.

 

mopeds

Endless sea of mopeds. Everyone drives a moped. Also check out the sweet banks on those stairs.

 

Train station barspin

 

Yours truly shredding the streets on a slippery marble bank to wall. We took a ride around town with Kane and there was little street shit everywhere. Marble ledges everywhere you looked. Shanghai is like a giant PS6.

Shanghai street spots

This picture will give you a better idea of what kind of street there is everywhere you turn. Too bad it was 100 degrees+ almost everyday. The second you step outside you were soaked in sweat. Not the greatest riding weather.

Kane representing

Kane representing hard in this ultra tight GHB tee.

 

That’s it for todays post, I’ll do another one sometime soon which will include photos from SMP park which is absolutely nuts. Check back later for more.

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Posted by on Jan 6, 2011 in Videos | 1 comment

Old riding pictures

Posted by on Oct 19, 2010 in Photos | 1 comment

Around 3 years ago I fucked up while upgrading my computer and accidentally erased all of my stuff. Years of pictures were lost with the click of a button. I gave up looking for the photos for a while but then remembered that my friend Sebastian had most of my pictures backed up. Heres a few of the riding photos I thought would be funny to post, but theres a ton more. Most of these are from 2003-2005.

Sebass Fufanu

The man that saved my photos. Sebastian – Fufanu on the 5 foot quarter back railing during the first contest at the Ben Soto skatepark circa 2005. I think to this day he is the only one to do this. Too bad he gave up riding for studying.

Augie Flipwhip

Augie – Flipwhip over the big box at the Ben Soto skatepark contest of 2005.

Little Mike

I could not believe this picture when I saw it. Little Mike when he was still little. Little Mike blew away the competition in the beginner class and took home the win. I remember for his last trick he landed a feeble to barspin on the side of the big box jump. Things change fast.

Little Mike barspin 2005

Here’s little mike training hard with a barspin drop in as Vin Formisano creepily looks on. Check out the writing on Mike’s helmet.

DPA

Yours truly with a dog piss air. Check out how new the ramps look, crazy how destroyed they are now 5 years later. Also notice the lack of the spine, I don’t know how we lived without it.

Vin Formisano airing

Vin Formisano blasting the 6 foot as a young Little Dyke looks on.

Sebass gets high

Sebass getting high at Hackettstown. Now he gets high on the smell of new books.

Bupsy No Foot Can Can 2004 HTown

This picture used to hang up on the wall to the entrance of Hackettstown skatepark until Shane stole it and put it up in his apartment.

New Frame!

This was right after I built my new Kink Freebird frame. This was probably around 2003, before cassettes, pivotals, and integrated seat post clamps.

Level 10 ladies

Eat. Sleep. Ride.

Chris Neighboors riding the bull

Chris Neighbors riding the bull. Checkout the sidekick in between those giant laptops.

Paino Fufanu at lakewood

Paino with a big fufanu some years back at Lakewood. I really liked this setup, I used to be there almost every weekend.

Spam wallslap

Spam flexing hard on the wall slap at lakewood.

Scotty Cranmer Flair

Scotty Cranmer flairing the sky at Lakewood.

Scotty Cranmer

In 2004 me, Sebastian, Gerry Lyle and Scotty took a road trip down to florida for the UGP Roots Jam. This is before Scotty was hot shit and had 12 exotic cars and a 20 bedroom house. This was taken in North Carolina at my friend Spencer’s Mini Ramp. Scotty took first place at Roots this year and went home with his parents instead of us cause he was annoyed by the drinking. What a wuss.

Spam

Spam got really drunk, cheated on his girlfriend and then passed out in his own puke at one of Sebastian’s parties. After taking this picture we all chipped in for a cab to take him home.

Bupsys first backflip

The last year I was at Woodward during the summer was 2005 when I worked as a dish dog. Paino was there as a camper and we made it our mission to learn backflips. This is my first attempt on a real box.

Painos first backflip

Here is Paino’s first attempt. He did about 2 more and never did them again. Instead he opted for 10 foot flairs.

Cabbin 23Bupsy

Cabin 23Bupsy. This was when I was a camper in 2003.

Me and Allistair Whitton chillin in downtown orlando

Me and my boy Allistair Whitton just hanging out like we always do at Roots Jam 2003.

Icepick grind at south beach

Icepick grind at South Beach on the 7 foot quarter. This still is my favorite place I have ever ridden.

Theres a ton more photos and some videos that I’m gonna post up a little later. Check back soon for more.

Virginia Beach Boysh!

Posted by on Oct 15, 2009 in News, Photos | 0 comments

This is the emptiest the van was the whole trip.

This is the emptiest the van was the whole trip.

Scoot!

Posted by on Sep 27, 2009 in Photos | 0 comments

Tony Montana

While we here at GHB do not condone scooting in any way or fashion, we still appreciate some talent. Heres little Tony Montana with a big barspin air. Click the Read More link to see Paino giving it a shot.

Hotbars!

Posted by on Sep 22, 2009 in News, Videos | 0 comments

Staten Island’s got talent. Check out Tommy John with his barspin variations video.

19 barspin variations from zack on Vimeo.

Osso is the fucking man! And a really nice guy.

Posted by on Jul 22, 2009 in News | 0 comments

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