Random iPhone photos
We have been slacking with the posts since thanksgiving gave us that sweet 4 day weekend, but now it’s time to get back on track and post some random bullshit that few people will find funny/interesting.
This is Tom’s ancient PowerBook G4 which is currently in pieces on my coffee table. I was in the process of changing the hard drive (That big thing on the lower left corner) until I realized that the one I was going to replace it with is SATA and not PATA. How silly.
This is Guy doing an impression of Alexis. Alexis says he bought a house somewhere in Jersey but it looks to me like he just rolled out of his cardboard box.
Fireplaces are sweet. This is from my uncles house during a delicious Thanksgiving day dinner.
This is a giant Darth Vader Pez dispenser that can be found on Mary’s windowsill right next to some Jesus statues.
Tom loves this shit. It tastes like a Jolly Rancher on steroids… that will get you drunk.
This is the view a Third Ave from one of the offices at my job. I don’t even have a window in my cubicle.
This is Brother’s pizza after a nice shred session. Staten Island has got some good pizza.
This is Ivan’s license plate.
This is Kane, the Australian who slept on my couch. He woke up not knowing where he was due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was kicked out of the bar because the bouncer said he was smoking crack in the bathroom.
This is the bar we were kicked out of because of our Australian crack head friend. Delicious German beer coupled with some sausage and sauerkraut. I love this place.
Ed Pollio doesn’t drink so he only goes to bars where he can play vintage video games. Ed is really good at beer tapper.
DONT TOUCH MY JUNK. Stay classy CNN.
Ed doesn’t even call Gelly this much.
Typical day at work. Lunch at Benjamins. Fucking delicious.
Kinda hard to see but his dread locks are pretty much touching the floor. Spotted on the Staten Island Ferry.
Don’t ever let Vin Formisano give you a haircut.
This was obviously not taken on my iPhone but it is still funny. I tell Ed to stop posting political bullshit unless it’s BMX related, so this is for him.
Halloween weekend photos
Here’s a bunch of photos from my phone that I took over this eventful weekend. Friday was the Red Bull Jam and then the after party, Saturday’s photos are already up in another post but I threw up some from the partying afterwards and Sunday was more ramp building followed by a big bon fire and some shredding. Enjoy.
Here’s a blurry shot of the course with the hearse in the center. It was fucking freezing that night I don’t know how anyone even attempted to ride.
The best costume of the entire weekend. Dom Biro as a Four Loko, holding a Four Loko.
Tom always looks so pissed. I think it’s the Polish in him. I wonder what they’re looking at.
Sebass quit riding to keep and maintain an active book collection. Look at how little his eyes are.
The bar was packed as shit. This is only the downstairs section too. Before we got inside we had to wait on some line with a velvet rope like we were going into some highfalutin club.
The bar eventually got shut down because it was way over capacity. You can’t really tell from this photo but theres a cop at the end of the street blocking it off. Ivan parked on this block and was stuck cause of this.
Guy is an old man with a wife and kid and was very happy that the bar closed so that he could go home and get to bed.
These next photos are from Saturday night. We all headed out to Martini Red. Highlights include the slowest bartender in the world, lot’s of face paint, a mickey mouse costume Tom really liked and a guest appearance by Guy’s sister.
Mary went as a dead Mary.
This photos makes me want to shave.
Guy rubbed some black shit all over his face and smiled real big.
Tom and Guy were wearing the same shirt so Guy decided to do the same makeup as Tom. Homos.
Gary grew this wild mustache right at the bar! Incredbile!
Guys sister dressed up as Guy. That’s Gary’s hand poking her.
And finally the next few photos is from the Jam. I didn’t take too many pictures but Zack did film a bunch so there should be an edit soon.
This is the new quarter that’s after the new box. As usual there are 3 people working, 6 people watching and 1 person taking the photo.
Ed Pollio hard at work on his favorite new ramp.
Alex even took time out of burning things to screw some shit in. Here he is dressed up as his favorite drink, semen.
Here is the just about finished setup. There are only a few more things to be added to the main section. Lots of double layering to be done.
The fire went from 10am til 10pm. Here’s everyone taking a break from building.
All in all it was a great weekend. I ate a bunch of shit on the ramps and Ed Pollio yelled at a bunch of kids for not working to his standards.
NYC Car Fire
This past Saturday I was in the City looking for a place to eat with some friends and out of the corner of my eye I see a smoking Mercedes slowly rolling down the street. My friend yells to the guy in the car “Hey man… you’re on fire.” They pull over next to another car and a dressed up woman steps out of the passenger seat looking pretty pissed followed by the driver who was also all dressed up. The driver yells “Not again! This is the second time this week!”. It looked like something caught fire in his engine and was dripping out by his right front wheel. The fire got worse and worse and the guy calls 911, soon after the entire front of the car was engulfed in flames, as well as the car he parked next to. Firefighters came and tore the shit out of this poor guys car. Hacking open the grill and then sawing open the hood. Heres some pics and a video I took.
Here’s a pic of the aftermath.
Carbondale Pennsylvania
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XppS7aFRt2Q
The Boys went camping and quad riding on December 5th in Carbondale Pennsylvania. This town was once a big coal town. Funny it is named Carbondale very similar to Carbon Dioxide. Because when the Power plants that burn coal to produce electric emit a by product called Carbon Dioxide which is bad for our eco system. AKA Global Warming . Smartin up shut the lights off fools!
Bowl Boxing, Fire, and Chenga Contest.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgaS5uw-63o
Virginia Beach is crazy. We took a lot of Good Photos.
Cats, Guns, and Fire.
